Remember. You found The Raw Deal. It didn’t come looking for you.
One person’s raw deal is another person’s fat chance.A little bit of rotten news is a far, far better thing than too much truth at once.
It’ll be better next time.May I suggest another restaurant?
Come back tomorrow when we’re closed.
Beware – Pickpockets and Loose Women
No guitars – leave ’em in the car!If you want a happy hour, find a place that’s going broke.
The Raw Deal 
